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In Chennai (Tamilnadu, IN) ask any college going student if they have ever heard of Dr. Jeppiaar. I'll bet, you'll be amazed at the response. Most of the college students in and around Chennai must have definitely heard the reputation of Dr.Jeppiaar's spoken english.

Who is Dr. Jeppiaar: Honourable Dr.Jeppiaar M.A., B.L., Ph.D., is the founder and chairman of Jeppiaar Educational Trust and the Chancellor of Sathyabama University.

Let me also key in a two liner about Jeppiaar Educational Trust. It was founded in the year 1987 to promote technical education in the state of Tamil Nadu. It was this idea which led to the establishment of Sathyabama Engineering College, one among numerable Jeppiaar institutions. This institution is accredited with “B++” grade by the National Board of Accreditation, which is the highest by any Deemed University in the State of Tamil Nadu besides being an ISO 9001:2000 certified.

Now the actual stuff. Students of this college have been an audience to our said Jeppiaar Spoken English since years. Many batches have passed out but the language standards have never come down. They never ceased to amuse the audience, till date. It is romoured that these college students have even collected & published a book by name "Jeppiaar's Spoken English" which is said to be an all time best seller among student circles.

Listed below are some classic english sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English". Take a deep breath. Here we go...

At the ground

All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...(Dr. Jeppiaar wishes to say: girl with specs please come here).

To a boy, angrily

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

While punishing students

You, rotate the ground four times.
You, go and understand the tree.
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO.

Sir at his best

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school...(to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the cinema theatre"

Sir at his best inside the class room

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves. I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...quiet. The principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor.
You, meet me behind the class. (Dr. Jeppiaar wishes to say: AFTER the class).

Classic

Both of u three get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please.
I have winter in my nose today.
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
Take 5 cm wire of any length.

More...

Once Sir had come late to a college function. By the time he reached, the function had begun. So he went to the dais, and said, "Sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Dr. Jeppiaar wishes to say: hit 2 goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002

"This college strict u the worry no....you get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jeppiaar the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003

No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police.

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